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Un petit extrait du "Treehouse of Horror 2020" dresse la liste édifiante des 50 raisons de ne pas voter pour le Président en exercice.

Le Simpson Horror Show 2020 a déjà trouvé son pire cauchemar : le retour de Donald Trump au pouvoir ! Qui pourrait bien voter à nouveau pour le Président en exercice et ses innombrables casseroles ? Visiblement Homer hésite encore...


Dans cet extrait du “Treehouse of Horror XXXI", dans la saison 32 des Simpson, Marge rappelle à son mari qu'il doit aller voter et dans l'isoloire, il commence à douter. Jusqu'à ce que Lisa n'arrive pour engueuler son père, comme Matt Groening engueule l'Amérique : "Tu as déjà oublié tout ce qu'il s'est passé ces quatre dernières années ?"

Et Les Simpson, fervente opposante depuis le départ, dresse alors une liste assassine des pires choses faites par Donald Trump durant son mandat. En attendant dimanche soir et la diffusion de l'épisode en question aux Etats-Unis, Variety a déjà relevé la liste et l'a publiée sur son site. Histoire que l'Amérique garde bien tout ça en tête :

"Made it okay to shoot hibernating bears
Put children in cages
Called Mexicans rapists
Imitated disabled reporter
Looks lousy in a tennis outfit
Can’t get wife to hold hand
Called third world countries ****holes
Called Tim Cook ‘Tim Apple’
Said Jewish people who vote Democrat are disloyal
Showed top secret documents at Mar-A-Lago restaurant
Called white supremacists ‘fine people’
Leaked classified information to Russian ambassador
Asked the president of Ukraine to investigate the Bidens
Called for China to investigate the Bidens
Walked into the dressing room at Miss Teen USA pageant
Pressed the Australian prime minister to help Barr investigate Mueller
Talked about grabbing *****
Lied about the size of his inauguration
Refused to release tax returns
Gutted the E.P.A.
Confiscated and destroyed interpreter’s notes after meeting with Putin
Tweeted classified photo of Iran missile site
Called Baltimore a ‘disgusting, rat and rodent-infested mess’
Described Meryl Streep as ‘over-rated’
Leaked information to the press about the 2017 Manchester arena bombing
Did not attend any White House correspondents’ dinner
Said Megyn Kelly had ‘blood coming out of her whatever’
Called Carly Fiorina ‘horseface’
Ruined impeachment
Brought Ivanka to the G7 summit
Corrupted Congress
Appointed and didn’t fire Betsy DeVos
Put Jared in charge of Mideast
Served McDonald’s to Clemson football team
Destroyed democracy
Lost Hong Kong
Threatened Marie Yovanovitch
Pulled the U.S. out of climate agreement
Allowed bounties on soldiers
Invaded Portland
Withdrew from W.H.O.
Bragged about knowing the date
Commuted sentences
Said to swallow bleach
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
Destroyed post office
Paid $750 in taxes
Wants third term
Wanted to be on Mount Rushmore
And we haven’t even said the worst one"